I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
So I'm on my period which means my uterus doubled in size. And I know this is a taboo subject, but if something internal happened to men like this, and people were like, 'shhh, gross,' you know they'd talk about it anyway and whine and bitch and moan.
But then I stood up and pop went the kneecap.
I'm in so much pain I feel like I'm about to cry. Also, dear body, you're only making me despise you more.