I'm a well read technosexual who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
I got saved the last two of these bags. Oh vey! I both love the man who saved them for me, and told him this, and also think he's an evil, evil man.
I also told him this, and he laughed.
Still, seeing as I was so depressed I almost couldn't get out of bed this morning, I think I'm gonna eat my feelings. I don't care about judgements on this.