I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Gwenpool.
Gwen. Pool.
Remember how much I like Spider-Gwen? Well I love Gwenpool like a million times more. She's the best of Gwen and the best of Deadpool, all smooshed together. And it's not just Gwenpool: there are other stories, about Deadpool and the Hawkeyes, a recurring She-Hulk story that is the linchpin of all this, and a really cute Ms. Marvel story. It's five dollars, but it's also worth it: it's cute, it's got tons of holiday cheer - and it's Gwenpool's holiday special so some amount of violence, and it's a lot of fun.
Look, if Gwenpool doesn't do it for you? I'm not sure I can help on this one.