I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Dear brain,
I've had no caffeine today. I was super tired when I took the NyQuil. Now I'm wired as hell, and like, must do all the things!
Why brain? Why?
NyQuil. It's for sleepy times. What is wrong with you brain?
Because clearly your reaction to NyQuil is fucked up, and proves that there is something fundamentally wrong with you.
Sincerely,
body.