Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

Swerve-Earth.   See, Swerve is dying and no one knows why.   But there's also a holographic Earth following them.   Because Swerve?   Swerve has done some really stupid things that messed him up, all of the ones leading up to this including Brainstorm's things.   So, pretty much Brainstorm has done some boneheaded things by allowing Swerve access to his meta-bomb.   And his suitcase-come-time travel machine. 

It's a whole thing. 

Also, Swearth is a sitcom version of Earth that Swerve has created because meta-bomb.   It has issues of More Than Meets the Eye on it, and it means everyone has to use their holo-avatars to go find Swerve on Swearth.   Which one character is like, 'it's not that hard,' but I was like, 'holy shit, that's convoluted!'   

This is why I love Roberts.   

Also, I just want it to be noted that I ship Cyclonus/Tailgate.   And Swerve/Skids now.   And Rewind/Chromedome, because even though those two barely showed up, I always, always, always ship Rewind/Chromedome.  

Always.   And forever. 

Look, Swearth is great.  It's funny hijinks.   It's so meta it might beat Deadpool at the meta.     Read it.   Read it just for the meta.