I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Yeah, there were two orders for Wong so this happened between my manager and me.
Manager: "I think these are the Wong ones."
Me: "Well, at least they're going to the Wong household."
Manager: "This conversation is headed in the Wong direction."
So then I came back later, and, sounding thoughtful, said, "Y'know, I think those are the Wongest puns I ever made."
And he groaned, and said, "That was the Wong joke."
And I pointed out this: "You already made that joke, and two Wongs don't make a right."
At which point, he decided we were going to hell.
Except Jews don't believe in hell, so... Might as well make the most of it?