I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
All I can think of is 'but I want to keep reading Deadpool!'
I mentioned reading more Deadpool to my dad, because I'm going with him because my mom got invited to a party and she can't go. He's like 'what's a deadpool?'
I kinda went 'mumble, mumble, don't know how to explain that without sounding batshit crazy, mumble, mumble.'
And he basically went, 'oh, one of those things.'




PS - no, I will not be doing any of these moves. At least, the plan is none of these. If someone starts shooting at me, and I can breakdance my way out of it, though? Yeah, sure, I'll give it a go :P