I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Well, not really, but I read this:
"As I walk inside, I'm hit with a blast of noise that makes my ears ring. It's like a 747 having rough sex with a skyscraper on a pile of exploding transformers."
And it made me think of this:

Maybe because some Cybertronian's have plane and jet forms? Also, have this just for fun:

