Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

I can't keep reading this in public.  I'll start laughing and someone will ask me what's so funny, and if I try to explain the theory that arable land comes from our bums - this guy's words, not mine - it won't help the situation.  

I don't even know if I can with this book...

Is this serious?  Please, Primus, tell me this is the best bizarro prank ever.   

Because, seriously, guys this is just...   I don't know, guys.   I don't know.   Almost 10% in and I kinda wanna throw my hands up in the air, say the experiment has failed, and move on.   But I have so many quotes for my review!   And this is kinda hilarious.   

Plus, y'know, Awethor McAwesome* would be super pissed that a girl points out his non-grasp on grammar, his logic fallacies, and just in general mocks him.   And that just might be the most satisfying aspect of this book.

*Yes, I have so little respect for this author I'm not going to take the two seconds it would take to find his name and type it in here.   So Awethor McAwesome is how I will refer to him in the future.