I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
This whole story is adorable, in character, and you'll never guess why Rocket and Star-Lord allow themselves to be captured. I burst out laughing so hard when it was spelled out for me.
In prison, Rocket and Quill tell the guards the best story ever to keep the guards busy. And once they're out, Gamora schools them on storytelling. And honesty. And they better have taken notes, because she is not above getting Nebula to remember who they were in an incredibly touching moment - then punching her in the throat while she's incapacitated by the feels.
Still, the boys totally deserve a high-five that was heard across the multiverse for entertaining me so much.