I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.

"Crossing my
arms, I glanced
around. “You push
too hard and the
way you talk makes
me feel bad. I don’t
want to defend my
parents, but you
force me to by
making fun of them.”
“That’s no excuse
to lose out on a little
fun with a hot guy
who’s got cash to
pay for a big lunch.”
What in the ever loving fuck? What in the pits of Kaon is Cooper doing as a romantic lead in this book?
What? The? Fuck?

Hates Cooper so. Fucking. Much.