I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
So it turns out that graphic meatbag sex turns me off quicker than, like anything. This is going to be a tough review because I'll be like was it hot? Probably for other people who are not me!
Seriously, though, the only thing that could turn me off more is throwing Hot Rod into a scene there. Damn you, Hot Rod! You keep coming up and I keep not forgetting all those shitty things you did!
On the other hand, I found something that turns me off more than Hot Rod which is interesting because, wow, that is a major grudge I hold against him. Because he *spoiler alert/redaction.*
Oh, right, book. Um, my mind keeps wandering to Hot Rod and the shitty things he did because that came up earlier, and apparently I would rather think about that and curl into a ball and cry than read about sex that is this explicit.