Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

It's adorable how excited Ultron is to get a bride. 

And dammit, he has to have his mommy when she clearly doesn't want him.   Fuck the meatbags, if that's what he wants.  I want him, homicidal Oedipal complex and all.   

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I skipped ahead, and I know what you're going to do Faux-Jan.   And I do not approve.   Not at all.

I'm also really, really hating the Scarlet Witch.   She's really clingy and needy and not very self-sufficient, and all I  can think is I know what you're going to do, too.   And I want Wolverine to stab you repeatedly in the face.   Because you're a fictional character.   And you hurt the fictional character I actually care about, so, yes, seeing you stabbed in the face would be quite pleasing.