I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Phone sex operator.
Someone calls in, tells me what they want, and then I either just hang up, ask them, 'you want to put what where? Gross,' then hang up.
I mean, what jobs would you really, really be bad at? I'm just curious because this scenario has popped up in my mind for some reason lately, and I keep giggling at how I imagine this shit going down.