I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Yeah, like I remember.
Probably this, although I probably had my mom buy it for me. I did read it to tatters, so I'm betting I asked for it. (No, seriously, I read this so often as a kid and it ended up so tattered my mom threw it out because the pages were all falling out and it was unreadable. She got another copy on sale, though, much later on. Ah, nostalgia!)