I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
My sister heard a motorcycle outside our house, and thought it was my stomach. She finally looks up and goes, 'I thought that was your stomach.'
Me: 'yes, my stomach sounds like a motorcycle now.' /sarcasm
Her: 'I didn't want to say anything in case you were self-conscious or embarrassed or anything, but I was concerned because you eat a lot after you have a migraine. So I guess your stomach didn't want that.'
Me: 'Nope, because that definitely was not me.'
So my follow up question has to be what the hell did she think I ate today?
She doesn't know. But definitely something that didn't sit right with me, in her mind.
PS - actually, think how horribly distracting it would be if I sounded like a motorcycle. Because they totally weren't hot before Elita in Bayverse and Prowl in Animated...