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Although it did need a good round or two of editing.   The funniest bad grammar quote?

"I knocked slightly at the frosted glass door, it opened slowly with the force."

The others aren't even that hilarious.   However, the plot hole bugs me.   The military creates robot soldiers, with metal dicks that come.   Why?   What's the military use for metal dicks and synthetic robot come?   

"...releasing a warm synthetic cum that began dripping down my legs."   

Uh-huh.   How much money did you spend giving the military robot the ability to orgasm?   And I want to see how they billed that, exactly!   

"...shooting jizz all over my face and down my throat."  

Both at the same time?   That's... pretty damn impressive.   Which makes me wonder what the military is going to do with a robot that comes that damn much.