Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

Yeah, the IT guy is a stalker.   But it's okay!   He's never done it before, and she's different, and plus sized, and he just loves her, so it's okay that he found her on an dating site and literally proceeded to stalk her to her house!

Plus, y'know, she shows some sense when she thinks she shouldn't let him in, but I guess it's okay because, "...he was one of those candy apple guys..."   Is... that a saying?   Really?   Maybe this is why I don't read romances -_-  

Because all I'm getting is he's shiny and red.   So I guess he's a drunk stalker now.   And apparently all women drool over candy apple guys and they're in magazines.   So, yeah.   

"Cat let out a mournful yelp.   The pleasure was so exquisite."

Why is she yelling sadly?   Oh noes!   She's happy, and it so saddening.   Because that makes total sense.   

"...Cat found herself being ambushed by a climax."

Well, that explains it.   She was yelling sadly because her pleasure was also a surprise attack.   She had confused feelings!

Also, she knows the guy from the IT department but keeps calling him a stranger.   If you like these kind of plotholes...  It wasn't the worst thing I've read, but it wasn't far from the best.