Grimlock ♥ Ultra Magnus

I keep comparing Simon to Rocket.   

Simon... does not fare well. 

I wish Simon was a little more of an asshole.   As it is, I also wish he either went with snarly or lovey, but the bouncing back and forth is irritating me.   No wonder Meg is confused!

And yeah, I like the dicks, so I wish he swung that way a little.   

Also, Rocket has explosives, and that's making me wish he would use some on Simon.  I find Simon even more grating when he's pining over Meg, to be honest. 

I love the Crows, the Ponies, and I wish there were Raccoongard.   Just saying...