I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
"As for his due on that fine evening... she is quite the healthy filly, with a strong back and wide hips. Of course, this could just be a trademark of the guise she's in... but I can sense beneath the costume, her actual body conforms nicely to the polysuit."
Of course, why wouldn't he be able to tell? There's so much male gaze and objectifying women in this, to be honest.