I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
"They went down, down , down, doobie down, doo-doo down."
I've been calling that this would happen for like twenty pages.
Holy shit, is this book just fucking with me on purpose now?
Also, it's easy to read this as not-dirty if you're a kid. But it's hilariously full of non-sexy sexy talk, and I'm pretty glad I'm reading this as an adult. I'm laughing so hard.