I'm a well read technosexual who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
A sentient syrup machine squirts out 'a steam of icky, sticky syrup' into a bucker, then flirts with Veronica, the sentient tape dispenser.
Then there's talk of having monkey-levin' flavor of sprinkles. (The dirty syrup machine doesn't have it, but does have dirt flavor. I suggest it might be dirty innuendo flavor.)
Oh, it might not be monkey lovin' but there is something equally as dirty happening in this scene...