I'm a well read technosexual who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Rocket: "Moms LOVE me!"
I feel like the sis lies.
And on 57:
"Self-driving minivans LOVE me, too."
After seeing how he drives, yeah, I can buy this. Also, now I want some Rocket/self-driving something fanfic porn.