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I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.   

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Separate Orbits
Yael Mermelstein
Progress: 119/427pages
BATMAN #53 ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
LeeWeeksBatman53, TomKingBatman53
BATMAN #54 ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
MattWagnerBatman54, TomKingBatman54
BATMAN #52 ((DC REBIRTH)) ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
LeeWeeksBatman52, TomKingBatman52
BATMAN #51 ((DC REBIRTH)) ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
LeeWeeksBatman51, TomKingBatman51
Infinity Wars: Iron Hammer (2018) #1 (of 2)
Al Ewing, Humberto Ramos
Champions (2019-) #4
Jim Zub, Jacinto Benavente
SUICIDE SQUAD #46 ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
JosLuisSS46, RobWilliamsSS46
SUICIDE SQUAD #45 ((SINK ATLANTIS)) ((DC REBIRTH )) ((Regular Cover)) - DC Comics - 2018 - 1st Printing
JosLuisSuicideSquad45, RobWilliamsSuicideSquad45
Champions (2019-) #3
Jim Zub, Jacinto Benavente

What the fuck did I just read?

Deadpool MAX, Vol. 1: Nutjob - David Lapham, Kyle Baker

Ugh.   Just... ugh.  

 

So, the MAX?   That was Marvel going all out.   Swears!   Nudity!   Violence, that doesn't take place off panel!  As the author says in a letter, Deadpool is batshit crazy already, so how do you MAX him?

 

Well, you get his handler/Hydra Bob raped repeatedly, apparently.  His mother may have sexually abused him, and you get him to try and kill his fake-mommy: Taskmaster who trained young children to kill, and whom he calls 'mom.'   Oh, yeah, and have her try to seduce him, too.

 

Although seeing as Hydra doesn't really exist, or people like Hydra Bob say this, and Inez is Domino, and he's fathering children that are never mentioned again, not only is the most fucked up, random shit I've read, it's also not canon.   And I knew it would be pretty... not canon going in, but seriously, what the fuck did I just read?*

 

*I do not suggest reading this to explain it to me.   So.   Much.   Fuckery.

 

Instead, just look at the Deadpool chibi.   Ah, this soothes the wound.   A little.