I'm a well read grad student who's bluntly honest about all things, although I try to be most honest about myself.
Yay, because Cable and Deadpool together! I ship this! I very much ship this!
Okay, enough exclamation marks. A powerful, rich dude with a time machine wants to be more powerful and even richer. He hires Deadpool to go back in time, mess around with stuff, and make it so he's richer and more powerful.
Then he sends Cable and his team - not yet X-Force, but they will become X-Force - back in time, saying that Deadpool is messing with stuff. It's up to Cable to put time right and make sure that the South doesn't win the civil war and that Hitler dies.
It's fun, but time travel paradoxes give me a headache. I just don't like dealing with them. Then again, without time travel, Deadpool and Cable would have never hooked up. So, y'know, I kinda love time travel, too!
I can deal with it in small amounts, or when it doesn't take itself too seriously or if it's Dr. Who. Or Cable, because we can now add Cable to that list. There wasn't enough paradox-mess-stuff to make me hate this, and there was a lot of Deadpool/Cable tension. That's enough to make me a happy, happy girl, so yay!
YES! Intertwine their fates forever!
I love the fact that Deadpool has a collar that makes Cable his slave. I just... how is that not kinky?
I don't care that the shitty translation is that Deadpool is called Mr. Hot Pants. I just love the fact that someone yells out 'Mr. Hot Pants' and is talking about Deadpool.
And if you think I'm joking about the translations, then see this:
There are also editor's notes that mention that the translations seem shaky at best.